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DEATH STAR THE VERY BEGINNING
Submitted by: tarkovsky via deMotivational Builder
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This demotivational poster was posted on Tuesday, July 6th, 2010 at 8:00 am
If you play it backwards its about 2 guys who make a giant ball into nothing
If you play it forwards it’s about guys making a big ball into nothing too…..twice
You sir… Just won a Hero Cookie.
That must have took a lot.
of time
and effort
and patience
and wood
and nails
and fails
and saws
and more wood
and dignity
and flaws
and cheese
and jelly beans
and space wood
and penis
and ham
C-C-C-C-O-M-B-O-B-R-E-A-K-E-R-R-R!!!!!!!!!
3rd
FAIL
At least his timing was right
OVER 9000th!!!!!!!!
ender was a third.
This picture deserves a cookie
Vader: “Remind me to make, like, a protective grilled cover or something for that thermal exhaust port”
Emperor: “You’d forget you’re own head if it wasn’t screwed on by an elaborate machine every morning”
Vader: ” “Your”, not “You’re” ”
Emperor: “Your such a Grammar Nazi”
Vader: “You just did it again – the other way around”
Emperor: “Get off my nuts, man. Seriously, I’m going back inside if you keep this up.”
Vader: “I should have used a semicolon in that last sentence.”
Emperor: “Thatz it, I had it wit U”
Vader: “Oh god, please tell me you didn’t just do that.”
Emperor: “You didn’t just do that.”
Vader: “I didn’t just do that. Hey, wait a minute!”
WIN!
who the hell did thumb down the picture?
I bet it was Tarkin.
Sppederbike under the quilt decorated tarp behind them?
It’s a tarp!
20 internetz
Russia FTW!
Oh, so inside, the Death Star is made by wood? Thats why it blew up so fast (?)
“Hey, we’re gonna need a lot more wood. Run on down to Lowe’s and get some 2X4′s.”
It’s a good ol’ fashioned Imperial barn raisin’!
X-Wing – You’re doing it wrong!
Knowing about the Empire – You’re doing it wrong!
Rule of Two – till the end
Leaked shot from the set of the upcoming preprequel, “Star Wars -II, Ret Con of the Sith.”
Already sounds better than the prequels
ROTFL, now that is funny
Lou
MMPH!
That’s why you measure twice and cut once or else you will have a hole which some young kid will use to blow up your death star.
This will look great next to the “Vader at the beach filling a Brita pitcher” one.
Wouldn’t it be a lot easier to cut the wood with a light saber? You’re Darth Vader dammit, use your head!
Can somebody please find me the original photo? I’d very much appreciate it. Thanks.
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If you play it backwards its about 2 guys who make a giant ball into nothing
If you play it forwards it’s about guys making a big ball into nothing too…..twice
You sir… Just won a Hero Cookie.
That must have took a lot.
of time
and effort
and patience
and wood
and nails
and fails
and saws
and more wood
and dignity
and flaws
and cheese
and jelly beans
and space wood
and penis
and ham
C-C-C-C-O-M-B-O-B-R-E-A-K-E-R-R-R!!!!!!!!!
3rd
FAIL
At least his timing was right
OVER 9000th!!!!!!!!
ender was a third.
This picture deserves a cookie
Vader: “Remind me to make, like, a protective grilled cover or something for that thermal exhaust port”
Emperor: “You’d forget you’re own head if it wasn’t screwed on by an elaborate machine every morning”
Vader: ” “Your”, not “You’re” ”
Emperor: “Your such a Grammar Nazi”
Vader: “You just did it again – the other way around”
Emperor: “Get off my nuts, man. Seriously, I’m going back inside if you keep this up.”
Vader: “I should have used a semicolon in that last sentence.”
Emperor: “Thatz it, I had it wit U”
Vader: “Oh god, please tell me you didn’t just do that.”
Emperor: “You didn’t just do that.”
Vader: “I didn’t just do that. Hey, wait a minute!”
WIN!
who the hell did thumb down the picture?
I bet it was Tarkin.
Sppederbike under the quilt decorated tarp behind them?
It’s a tarp!
20 internetz
Russia FTW!
Oh, so inside, the Death Star is made by wood? Thats why it blew up so fast (?)
“Hey, we’re gonna need a lot more wood. Run on down to Lowe’s and get some 2X4′s.”
It’s a good ol’ fashioned Imperial barn raisin’!
X-Wing – You’re doing it wrong!
Knowing about the Empire – You’re doing it wrong!
Rule of Two – till the end
Leaked shot from the set of the upcoming preprequel, “Star Wars -II, Ret Con of the Sith.”
Already sounds better than the prequels
ROTFL, now that is funny
Lou
MMPH!
That’s why you measure twice and cut once or else you will have a hole which some young kid will use to blow up your death star.
This will look great next to the “Vader at the beach filling a Brita pitcher” one.
Wouldn’t it be a lot easier to cut the wood with a light saber? You’re Darth Vader dammit, use your head!
Can somebody please find me the original photo? I’d very much appreciate it. Thanks.