Admit It
Admit It
This would scare the s**t out of you if you didn’t just take one.
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As a spider I find this offensive.
(but very funny)
Cephalothorax or GTFO.
win
Epic win ftw
nah i would already be out but i would piss myself
why would you piss your self? pissing ones self means laughing… so let me put this anouther way..
why would you laugh if you saw a spider on the bog tissue?
I love it when you talk dirty.
+1 of my internets to you.
Actually made me LOL for some reason.
A nervous system that lets you piss yourself is not all that sympathetic.
lol XD
Actually, pissing one’s-self, in all technicality, means urinating in ones undergarments. In this case, I would assume it is out of fear.
Pissing one’s-self laughing is a totally different concept. Tell me where, in Adam’s comment, it says he would laugh…
I think I’ve proven my point.
Would you like some EPIC with that FAIL?
Dumb ass you dont have to laugh to piss yourself….f***ing retard you piss yourself when in terror too.
@a wet cardboard box: are you British?
Just wondering since “pissed” means something totally different in England vs. U.S.A.
Don’t be angry, I’m just taking the piss!
that toilet paper looks really rough!
Like John Wayne?
Or Chuck Norris?
chuck norris wont take crap from anybody
That’s what the toilet paper is for, yo.
I would freeze in shock and scream silently … which I know from experience.
Same here
This one made me smile. Very funny.
I much prefered this poster when it had the caption: “ADVERSITY – Impossible odds make achievements even more satisfying.”
To complex for the average drone.
*too
(you owe me one now)
*sigh*
+1 of my internets Anna. Thanks.
Yeah of course it was better, because that was the actual DEMOTIVATIONAL poster, not these stupid ass things that people put pictures and comments for, but stuff that is actually cynical and narcissistic.
Someone help me out. This is a huntsman spider, right? Found in Australia?
only in Australia, right?
Nope. According to Wikipedia…
“These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida, and Hawaii, and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.”
Hooray! A reason to be glad I live in the cold, rainy UK!
Well, you have ONE thing going for you…
Oh crap…!
yes! I live in C.A., where it can go from hot to cold in a day.
Ohio’s just like that! Are you sure you don’t live in Ohio?
This made me jump when I saw it. That did scare me. I’m not going to sleep for a week. is that a real spider?
Yes. It’s not the biggest though. It’s in the top ten but there are others that would eat him for breakfast.
WHY MAN WHY <:O
*shivers*
There will be no need to fear if you let me into your heart. ….*cough(and liver)cough.
Ah they’re harmless, well not quite harmless their bite will hurt like hell for a week and make you pretty sick for 2 or 3 weeks but you’ve got to provoke a mother caring for her babies to get them to attack you and I speak from experience.
In fact I could pick this little guy up (yes, he’s little for a huntsman) and just carry him outside with minimal fuss. Oh and they make excellent pets, they soft and quite furry, they don’t mind being handled too much either
0_0 O_O
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A PET!?!?
I’m with this dude!
from a biologists viewpoint, interesting spider.
From my regular viewpoint, why the f*ck would you ever, ever, everevereverever touch that thing?!!?!?! I mean if i were to study it thats one thing, but a pet is going to far for me.
i want 1!!!!
Sold in pet stores? Or do i have to go catch one?
@mike
either that or its a donkey spider from the Caribbean
ROFLCOPTER
but still, you must’ve been ridiculously constipated not to see that thing climbing up while you shat.
oh hell no
Thanks. I’d rather drip-dry.
I’d rather just have to change my underwear later…forget wiping and call the exterminator!
I once went through this website with a friend sitting next to me. Unfortunately, I had forgotten that she was petrified of spiders. The moment this pic showed up on the screen, I suddenly woke up on the ground, my ear partially deaf, and my heart slamming against my sternum.
Well, “they” say you’re never more than 10 feet away from a spider.
That said……AAAAAAGH!
You’re never more than 2 feet away from me *_*
mwahahahahahahahahahahahah
…..creepy…..
Isn’t it so?
BWHAHAAHAHHA
Let’s become one and then rule the world, comrade
And let’s become one with that spider too
England says sure. But as for that spider…KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!!!!
It’ll attack my fairies!
Adorable isn’t he
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?
Aww!! I think so too!!
I kind of hope that’s a roll of toilet paper in a doll house. Make Barbie s**t her ball gown.
That roll of toilets paper is hanging the wrong way round.
Nah, we do it that way in the northern hemisphere.
*sigh*
Another internets…
we do?
Yep, the toilet paper doesn’t droop off towards the wall that way.
I read that in a very important newspaper article once. (citation needed.)
Why would you hang it the other way? If you did that then it would unroll toward the wall, thus complicating your defecation experience.
We have it this way in Italy!
Okay… I admit.
ditto
Since when do i look at a picture, and go, that really most have sucked ass.
Because he is on his ass with his draws down, junk exposed, and a huge spider just looked at him and went you mother***** you just woke me up >:O
You should be glad that someone spotted a motivator with no typograpical errors.
+1.
Anna is getting all my internets today! I’m gonna run out!
-1 internet from Anna, it’s typographical. You missed the “H”
You know what realy sucks is that you can’t get to the TP to smash that spider
indeed. I myself prefer a rifle for that caliber of spider.
Not to be an a-hole, but for f***’s sake the format of these (de)motivational posters are:
(NOUN)
(humorous or ironic explanation)
If you’re just writing a sentence with different fonts, you’re doing it wrong.
99 percent of these aren’t even real demotivational posters, you can look up the real ones on the correct website, however i’ve forgotten the name. The real format is- POSITIVE TRAIT- cynical explanation making this good trait sound bad.
Such as PERSERVERANCE-Lacking the wisdom to know when to quit. With a picture of a person walking into a tornado.
what kind of spider is that?
They get a lot bigger than that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU3H-UW9iGY
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME ITS CREEPY!!!!!!
F*** ME, I live in Australia, and this is one of the main reasons I want to move to England…COLD England…
THese f***ing things are everywhere people! They’re always hiding in the sink, making a nest in a rolled up newspaper so when you unroll it a bunch of it’s babies fall out, crawling around in the toaster, hiding under toilet seats…Honestly, it’s a nightmare people.
Just kidding…I see like, one every three months but I aint never seen one that big. Still wanna move to England though!
Oh dear god kill it! Those things used to find a way in my ex’s place, woke up one night with 3 of them on the headboard. x.X
I’m glad they don’t have those motherf*****s in Canada. You’d have to scrape me off the ceiling if I saw that thing.
That would have been very funny if you HADN’t just messed up your grammar!
We had over 100 baby Huntsman spiders in our kitchen last week – they were only 6mm or 7mm accross, but ech one would have grown that big if we hadn’t of bug spreyd them.
My brother lives in Melbourne, he had one webbing in a corner of his kitchen. I know he’s been living in Oz too long when he turned to me and said “eh, it’s not doing any harm.”
Omfg! Kill it kill it!O_O
“Yeah I’m on the roll, so what? You gonna reach out and grab it tough guy huh? Think you got the balls huh?”
this happened to me, and indeed it scared the s**t out of me (altough it was a kinda small spider)
I’m from Australia. We’d just say “Where do these things keep getting inside from?” Then hit it with our shoe same as we did the last one.
Itsy-bitsy spider my a**!
is this spider a Brown Recluse Spider? omg
We get big wolf spiders here in Ohio but that’s ridiculous.Reminds me of those Godawful camel spiders in Iraq.
Hmmm – I have to deal with nasty little scorpions which are insanely aggressive and freaking tiny (as in, nearly impossible to see).
This would be a tough choice…
GAH HOLY F*** S***! It was scary the first time but when I refreshed it it appeared oit of nowhere and I screamed my lungs out!
WIN! when i went to this page there was an ad on the side for pest control!
Yes yes bwahahaha I’m watching you while you s**t and hey dude can i tell you f***ing something you’re f***ing horrible!
And i mean you have just two arms and I have f***ing 8 arms so what you f***ing stupid human?
F***ing spiders and f***ing awesome we eat our victims while they’re still f***ing begging us to let them go!
So while I’m watching you s**t I’ll just think about when are you going to realize that you have a big f***ing spider on your toilet paper and that you’re f***ed.
I’d scream like a 4 year old girl and run away! Then I’d return with an aerosol can and a lighter. I’d burn the f***ing house done to kill that mother! Where’s “Billy the Exterminator” when you need his country ass!
Why is everyone so scared of spiderz?
I think its freakin adorable!!!!
[I should really get an account on this website]
OMG!!! That definately would.
as long as it is something that eats mosquitoes and can be killed with deodorant (or deodorant and a lighter if the case is extreme) it is fine with me.