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they have toilets there?
Have you seen the toilets in the US. They make this one look golden AND clean
I can totally see what the purpose of that function is, but it’s still friggin hilarious.
Actually, that’s a Japanese ToTo toilet with the bidet feature being used. But other than that, the reversal would work really well.
even crocodile dundee knows what that is
It’s for washin’ yer backside!
yeah well, he wasn’t sitting on it when he activated it. still funny as hell though. motivates me to visit Japan even more
I’m sorry, did someone just make a home-made bidet? No one wants to use that. Heck, no one wants to SEE that…
No, they didn’t.
please tell me this is one of those ones that cleans your ass
Yes it is! Thats how you keep your ass fresh.
Oh Sam-I-Am, I believe it is. Their version of the bidet.
“They” being the Japanese. And the ass-cleaning mechanism is the *least* weird function of those toilets…
Wait, what? What weird functions could a toilet possibly have?
Brazzy, you gotta share? What else can a toilet do that weirder than squirting your butt???
…Play MP3s? I’ve seen one somewhere that plays music while you sit on it >.>
Just hope it doesn’t play the national anthem, or you won’t be able to sit on it.
I spent a few years in Japan. The weirdest “function” I saw was at a buddy’s house. I went into the bathroom and the toilet immediately opened and started making noises… it had a sensor to detect when you entered the room. Freaked me out.
You bought the “Octo-Rape 9000″ attachment didn’t you?
It’s on every toilet in Turkey too. And I seriously can’t believe how people can feel clean without it
Mmmmm…..turkey.
Have never seen this in Soviet Russia.
is it cold water? cause that would be uncomfortable getting a cold water enema if it you’re not expecting it…
haha
It is Japanese
The temperature is adjustable for both the water and the seat.
They usually have washing for both back and front (girls).
Toilets in Japan have more buttons than a TV remote.
I’d hate to get an unespected “front” by accident. What’s the pressure on those things?
And I forgot to mention the warm air drying feature.
Not only can the temperature be regulated, but also the washing pressure.
..and don’t forget the ones with sounds & perfumed air….
But I must admit the warm seats are nice too, in winter. And the warm water is just more hygenic than paper.
oh, I forgot one thing I would use to scare the living +++ out of all my friends: many of these toilets have a remote control!
Just imagine your friend on the toilet and finds out a little too late that YOU have the remote!
ROFL
The bade is on the fritz again.
Excuse me, I meant to say bidet.
It is a home made Beday I bet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=beday&aq=1s&aqi=g-c1g-s1g-c8&aql=f&oq=bouday&gs_rfai=
Set bidet for STUN!
In Soviet Russia, posters comment on YOU!
It’s a “plug-and-play” bidet! My old roomate moved in and attached it to our toilet without mentioning it to my other roomie and I. Surprise! That little button makes it squirt water at you! I took a picture of it so I could show it to all the people at my work >:D
In soviet russia, toilets pee in you.
yeah i have one of those. surprisingly its comfortable after the first few times but the only bad part is the cold water
Now, they didn’t. I’m writing from Ukraine, I was in Russia. The toilets can’t pee, cause their toilets were in the yard withowt water. $)
LOL, would be funny if you had the remote while a friend of yours is peeing: BIDET FUNCTION, ACTIVATE!
your friend: “Awwww $*#@…”
love soviet russia jokes