First at what? At making it known that you’re living in your mom’s basement trolling through places where you can make the first comment (at 6am no less)? Way to tool out, “kooster.”
Because that would require forethought brain power a sense of regret and an epiphany to make them realize that mac is just over hyped trash. food for thought.
You call it trash, I call it a real computer with real power. Any computer that you buy off the shelf, then have to modify so much that it’s no longer “off the shelf” is seriously flawed. At least Macs can run right out of the box without any so-called “operating” modifications.
Wow, weak argument. Here’s some better ones:
Apples are better at:
Speed on a given hardware platform
Generally lighter
Fewer viruses (and yes they do exist)
Crunchy, yet sweet
PCs are better at:
Price (1/2)
Compatibility
right-click
netbook (unless you own a hackbook)
Buildable from scratch
But please.. no more fanspeak (but I try to state the facts.. especially about how delicious apples are)
I had a conversation with a friend about something similar. My idea was to have Microsoft make a version of Windows with a name relating to a sandwich. Microsoft Windows BLT was suggested. Then the back of the laptop could be a sandwich with a bite taken out of it.
first!
deserves an iPad!!
First at what? At making it known that you’re living in your mom’s basement trolling through places where you can make the first comment (at 6am no less)? Way to tool out, “kooster.”
Hahaha!
Eat Me: I’ve truly enjoyed your agressive approach to non-contributing posts.
If you get enough time to write that ditto
dude i can punch that out in less than 1 minute flat. that takes very little effort
the only thing missing is that the apple dont lit
O_o
Why does nobody ever tape a microsoft to the back of their apple?
Because that would require forethought brain power a sense of regret and an epiphany to make them realize that mac is just over hyped trash. food for thought.
nom nom nom?
You call it trash, I call it a real computer with real power. Any computer that you buy off the shelf, then have to modify so much that it’s no longer “off the shelf” is seriously flawed. At least Macs can run right out of the box without any so-called “operating” modifications.
Wow, weak argument. Here’s some better ones:
Apples are better at:
Speed on a given hardware platform
Generally lighter
Fewer viruses (and yes they do exist)
Crunchy, yet sweet
PCs are better at:
Price (1/2)
Compatibility
right-click
netbook (unless you own a hackbook)
Buildable from scratch
But please.. no more fanspeak (but I try to state the facts.. especially about how delicious apples are)
Fair enough
HAHAHAHA! Eat Me is quickly becoming my fav poster.
Apple has right click moron
Yes, but it’s a pain in the ass for us PC users.
I had a conversation with a friend about something similar. My idea was to have Microsoft make a version of Windows with a name relating to a sandwich. Microsoft Windows BLT was suggested. Then the back of the laptop could be a sandwich with a bite taken out of it.
“Like your apple? Well mines a friggin sandwich!”
Brilliant!
no that would be a terrible idea because then the Heavy from TF2 would come and nom the whole computer
What’s that sandvich, kill them all? Good idea!
O.o…..
F***?
Why couldnt they at least use a macintosh apple…
…yeah, because we were all confused as to whether or not it was a Granny Smith computer.
lololol I <3 you.
Don’t try that on your records, they’ll likely break.
from what, DRM?
thats not apple. there’s no bite out of it
There is a bite… look closer.
where’s the bite????
It’s there, just a bit difficult to see because of the exposure on the pic.
I don’t know why, but I’m suddenly willing to pay twice as much for this!
@Ann, @Chuchu: recalibrate your monitors.
There is a bite, just hard to see from with the glare from the tape.
Is that an HP logo behind that apple?
apple.. what apple?
ahahahaha this is so f***ing ghetto i love it
the glare IS the bite. @Ian, GREAT line!
Why is one of the biggest electronic companies named after a fruit?
cause their owner is one