It’s a shame that our fondest childhood memories of superheroes saving the world have been warped by age and time into images of gay pedophiles wearing blue tights. Next thing you know, we’ll be making innuendos about slinkies. Oh wait…
Sad thing is, I remember reading the history of Superman and they talked about how they did a comic on what to do if being sexually abused and a nine year old boy wrote Superman, asking for his help because his dad was raping him.
man he could probrobly blow his load all the way from his ass through the kids body and into the next room…then again it wouldnt be as bad for the kid if hes faster to get off than a speeding bullet……then again it would still scar him
little Billy really wanted it, but didn’t realize before why they actually called him faster than a speeding bullet… imagine Billy’s ass… just look at the man of steel’s crotch area… it’s scorched from the friction burns
Get ready!!!
1st
Get set!!!
We don’t care!
now GO! the f*** off my internet! >:)
-Just relax, it’s not going to hurt!!!
Well, maybe the first time.
It’s a shame that our fondest childhood memories of superheroes saving the world have been warped by age and time into images of gay pedophiles wearing blue tights. Next thing you know, we’ll be making innuendos about slinkies. Oh wait…
too late
L-O-L, THAT’S AWFUL!!!!!!!!
Sperman.
Oh God, that’s just too much. I should really think twice before pressing that submit button.
lol Ill never think of Superman the same way again thanks to that.
U pulled out?
and i thourht it was only batman that did that
I always wondered about the Green Arrow myself…
dude it in the robins eyes
No Green Arrows straight, he just likes being dominated by the Black Canary (married to her/ she wears leather and fishnets)
Sad thing is, I remember reading the history of Superman and they talked about how they did a comic on what to do if being sexually abused and a nine year old boy wrote Superman, asking for his help because his dad was raping him.
^get
That’s funny.. I found this exact comic under my brother’s pillow. Questions are beginning to rise.
Looks like there is gonna be some action alright.
Action comics….if only they knew what that would come to imply.
and now i just saw that it’s “superman’s action comics”…
as though there was a collection of ones about him getting some
Maddox has a whole article about these comic book covers. Click my link and you’ll be laughing your ass off in no time. Promise!
What link?
http://www.superdickery.com/
Superman is a D**K!
LOL very well done poster
why thank you
I saw this before on another site. I loved it so much I hunted the issue down online and ordered a copy of it to frame and hang on the wall.
porno superman, what every gay guy wants
Superman? Wouldn’t have guessed that… I thought they all wanted AYDS.
thts not superman. thts Pedoman. Pedobear’s favourite hero
So… is he ALWAYS faster than a speeding bullet?
“BITE THE PILLOW IT’S GOING IN DRY !”
LMAOOOO!!!
I’l bet he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back
Who is this “her” of which you speak?
Just the tip… Just for a minute.
“No worries son, I’m faster than a speeding bullet!” “this won’t hurt at all!”
Superman: It’s SUPERTIME!
Boy: NO! PLEASE, SUPERMAN NO!
Thank you for the narration. I was lost and my life was ashambles until I read this. You are my hero.
YOW!! I know you’re the Man of Steel, but you could have warmed it up a bit first!
no one can ecape superman when he’s horny. eww
Photoshop – You’re doing it wrong. http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_457
Killing a joke-You´re doing it right
R.I.P
This joke
Killed by Jonathon
Here’s hoping he gets a sense of humour about this sort of thing.
man he could probrobly blow his load all the way from his ass through the kids body and into the next room…then again it wouldnt be as bad for the kid if hes faster to get off than a speeding bullet……then again it would still scar him
Oh look. An uke.
Superman dat hoe.
“Hang on Timmy… I’m going in dry….”
little Billy really wanted it, but didn’t realize before why they actually called him faster than a speeding bullet… imagine Billy’s ass… just look at the man of steel’s crotch area… it’s scorched from the friction burns
Holy s**t. That’s rape.
Not the first time Superman’s been doing s**t he shouldn’t be doing.