Friendship
Friendship
When the zombies come, can I sleep on your couch?
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Useless:
if you have a room full of guns, but no ammunition
At least you have plenty of long handled blunt object with which to defend yourself. Looks like one or two even have bayonets (but I could be wrong).
not so useless if your friend is running around looking for ammo and distracting the zombies while you make your escape. like the joke goes. I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you :-p
What if some ammo is hidden somewhere
The big-a$$ MaDeuce behind the couch has a belt of ammo attached. Nine yards of full-auto .50BMG should be enough to hold off the hordes while someone else digs the rest of the ammo out of storage for everything else.
…and that’s assuming everything else in the room isn’t already loaded (which said M2 clearly is). Rule #1 of guns: all guns are always loaded.
f***in-a right
NEVER keep your ammo in the same room as the weapon.
Its only the rule if you have stupid children. There was always a loaded gun in my house and my sister and I both knew where it was since we where 3
what if all the guns are already loaded?
The big gun behind the couch have some ammo at least. :/
Obviously this party is BYOA (bring your own ammo). Save a seat for me!
Can I be your friend too?
no ammo? what do you think he has in the cupboards and the next room
all he needs is some claymores and rpg’s and we are set. lets haul ass to my nuclear bunker! (yes, I do actually have one a few miles away I can use 
)
You forgot the beer. And food. But mostly the beer.
I’ll bet that room smells like victory.
like VE-day.
That’s the inside of the vault at the Ordnance Museum that used to be at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, MD, but has since moved to Ft. Lee, VA. If you think the vault’s impressive you should see all the artillery pieces outside.
where my monkey bomb at?
I should hope they’re all loaded. What would be the point otherwise?
Your friend beats down the Zombies while you escape!
See, you’re all going to be sorry for making fun of Sarah Palin when the zombies come. Because Hillary won’t be able to kick their butt like Sarah can!
Palin? What do you mean Palin? Pretty sure that’s my grandfather’s living room. Or was that Grandma’s dining room?
Zombies, Graboids, whatever, I’m ready.
I ain’t gonna let these goddamned Vampires beat me.
I hear a Witch.
Woah mike. That startled me.
Look at the fad machine gun behind the couch. It has ammo
OMG that’s alot of guns… im pretty sure some are illegal to the public too. (Big gun behind couch)
grandfather clause. or special licensing.
You can also purchase many of these in Semi-Auto which is completely legal.
Burt Gummer is showing off his Victory Room and all guns are to be considered loaded unless stated otherwise. Next, in the kitchen…
Oh please, they don’t even have a minigun…
A blade never needs reloading
Blades get dull, and have no range. The truly prepared survivalist has both blades and guns.
@historymaker: Can a blade hit someone in his face from 600 meters ago?
“…from 600 meters ago?”
Is taht some sort of space-time continuim question?
yes.
I hear he also scored a pretty good volume of weight on the Kessel run.
Ok maybe when it is a very long blade
WHAT IF… they are already loaded?
@ thatguy : from one gun I know it. The machine gun behind the couch. look at the ammo case
You did not just see two men. You did not see a room full of guns. You will love and treasure each other and let the girl stay up as late as she wants.
They’re all most likely deactivated if they’re in a museum.
My only problem would be choosing which one to use first. Assuming the dips**t who owns this actually has ammo.
i call the coffee table
All of you worried about the ammo, it’s probably in the wooden cabinets in the back of the room, that’s where most people I know would keep it anyway, well what they couldn’t fit in the clips and mags anyway