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Very demotivational indeed.
nobody is paying attention to her.. except the fat girl in the yellow =D
Those guys around the stage have the right idea.
BAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
I actually knew a former stripper who was about this size at the time…I don’t understand it.
That’s why she’s a former stripper.
Win!
Oh my god that poor pole. And my poor eyes. o.0
It’s hard enough being a fat girl without my fellow fatties doing moronic things like this. Bad fat girl! You are making life harder on the rest of us! Get off the stage, go to the mall, and buy a different dress. The pattern is making you look 20 pounds heavier. The empire waist makes you look pregnant. And the sleeveless dress is making your arms look 3 times bigger then they are.
You are to never again dance on a pole – until you lose 110 pounds and get some plastic surgery. You MUST wear SOLID colors, dark ones like black, purple, dark blue, etc with NO patterns. You MUST wear sleeves that fall AT LEAST to the top of the elbows.
Stop making the rest of us fatties look bad, you nitwit.
Uh-huh, you go girl! You tell it like it is. *Snap*
Anti-fat spaz-attack much? Or maybe your anti-agression medication is wearing off. calm down and and take 20mg of good relaxing laughter.
Jami
Bad self-loathing fatty. Bad. We get enough of this from the skinnies without you jumping in on their act. Stop telling people what to do with their appearance, stop telling them what to wear, and how to wear it, and keep your pathetic self-hatred to yourself. At least she has the confidence to get up on that stage and strut her stuff, while you sit down in your dark clothes in the dark corner of the room, trying so hard not to be noticed.
If you aren’t going to get up on stage, don’t stand in the way of others who will, you ugly ball of venomous vitriol.
Tyler,
She can have all the confidence in the world. Feeling better about herself is awesome, not gonna make her look better though. Looks like a designer cow. Glad she’s confident in a farmer tan. Looks…..I can’t even fathom a word to use here.
BTW, I’m fat too. 6’1″, 400 lbs. Not gonna wear a wife beater and nut strap and stroll to the beach though. Has nothing to do with confidence and everything to do with knowing your size and dressing/acting appropriately.
Glad her confidence got her on the internet. Good for her. Now we can tell the real story. She’s not pole dancing. They put a twinkie at the top and greased it to see who’d take a shot. She won’t give anyone else a turn. Sad really.
Just because you recede all turtle-like into your fat body whenever you get the slightest hint of public attention doesn’t mean everyone has to. Fat people don’t have to hide. We don’t have to do what people tell us to do. I’m sorry you feel like you need to, but not everyone’s a sad sack.
Tyler, I am totally agreeing with you here. It’s ridiculous that there is such a controversy with this woman (or anyone) daring to feel sexy. Furthermore, how is this inappropriate or gross? Is she flaunting her genitals? Is placenta running down her leg? No, she is just wearing a a normal print dress that barely goes above the knee. Quickly though, we must crucify her, for heaven forbid anyone be confident in their own appearance. How could we sell our diet pills?
She doesn’t have the right to feel sexy. It’s no more complicated than that. She’s not wearing something gross, she’s not indecent, she’s not doing anything wrong–but if she thinks she’s healthy and/or attractive she’s suffering from severe delusions of competency.
Actually I know a 320 pound stripper and she makes more money than the 120 pound girls.
LOVE YOU!
i think your being very harsh to this girl, i am a fellow fattie mc fat fat and i think that if more people got out there and did what she did then we wouldnt feel like we can only wear black and don’t want to get noticed, don’t you want size acceptence from people? well it will never happen if we keep hiding.. i agree she can dress better for her shape but look at her she seems confident in it so thats all that matters f*** the rest of em.. im bi and id bone lol!!
I’m fat, too. And frankly, I think all of us should hang our heads in shame for being what we are. Then again, I’ve got the guts to admit that my condition is my own fault (and the scale bears that out). Ten years ago, I was 100 lbs lighter–and no, it wasn’t my “genes” that made the difference.
The few people with real medical problems can’t help it. The rest of us can, and should.
so her haveing confidence makes her bad??? if you hate your size so much Jami do something about it but don’t bad mouth and bitch at the girls who feel good about themselves. You sound like a self righteous bitch so please just STOP!
What a hottie! I’d rather pay to see more like her than the beanpoles who normally work those things.
Eric, let me introduce you to Jami…
HAHAHA! Nice!
I don’t know if I feel worse for the girl on the pole, the pole itself, the audience, or her high heels. That is some serious p.s.i on them bad boys.
I’d do her. 1. Because I like big girls and 2. because she has the guts to get up there and try whether she looks good doing it or not. Bravo, big girl! Swing that big ass my way.
Blargh.
So would I.
I have to admit, at least she has the guts that many women… and even the guts that many MEN do not have. And no, I am not a fellow big girl. But I do admire her courage!
Where are you guys out in the real world, dammit?
Grr, why can’t I know more guys like you?! I’m a bigger girl, and all the guys around here like ‘em skinny, so I’ve litterally NEVER had a date… D: But that’s okay, I’m still young! I still have time! lol
Nuke it from orbit!
Totally hot, if they had a strip club with these kind of women, I would be broke.
Me too, sir, me too.
They call them Mid-Western public pools. Pretty cheap actually. You’re welcome for the tip.
so would the strip joint.
if i was there i would throw her a quarter. kinda hard.
They can’t have women this size swinging around on stripper poles. The sweat would make them slippery. If one of them flew off the stage the lawsuits would go on forever! See how that one guy is trying to get out of the way? That’s common sense.
because skinny girls don’t sweat?
Actually they do, and the big girls make more $ because they have more to jiggle and shake in guys faces than the skinny girls.
This takes me back to my gradeschool playground and the sound it makes when traveling at warp speed down the metal slide and your bare thighs suddenly SCREETCH your body to a halt….
Hmmmm….something about this chick. She has good form for a fattie…so she might be hawt if she lost like 150 lbs!
Dead sexy! Think I’m in love! Hehe!
If I was her I wouldn’t have gotten up there for any less than a gym membership…DAYUM
feel free to flame I got time
me likey big girls. go big girl.
miley cyrus in her true form
She can be the spokeswoman for the new KFC diet – three Double Down sandwhiches a day and you can have a body like that! Yum!
I applaud here courage, I’d never have the guts to do something like that!
*Her. Sorry, typo!
fat people are disgusting, no matter what. end
If you don’t how fat you are maybe get off the computer and get on the treadmill.