Marriage
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That caption is wrong
Not if he’s on http://verydemotivational.com !
marriage just adds to the fun . There is nothing like wondering if some jealous husband is gonna come in while you are screwing ‘his wife’ in ‘his bed’ . : )-
Or The prison sentence that follows shortly after him walking in. I do love a good prison term.
Hey Navy Guy, why don’t you find a job closer to home so you can f@#* her yourself?
Some of us get sick of waiting.
Why don’t you grow a conscience and some sense of integrity/decency while you’re at it, Navy Wife. You ain’t entitled to s**t, slut.
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shoulda thought of that before you married a miitary man. stop buying red light bulbs
I wonder if he is watching pr0n?
Maybe just streaming it live and checking the feed…
Married 10 years, @ age 40 I’m getting 2x more than a guy 1/2 my age and she keeps it freaky.
If this isn’t you, you chose poorly.
I read an article somewhere (not sure now if I remember where) that said married people have more sex than single people anyway. I guess the misconception that married people don’t get sex comes from all the jokes the stand-up guys do.
Sure, we do it more often. I could also eat steak and only steak every day for the next 20 years. It’s a great steak, sure, but be damned if I’m not jonesin’ for a Big Mac every now and again.
I’m happy for the fact you have sex and i wish to be one of those people too when i get married. But you just made me picture 2 fat 40 year olds bagging
I’ve been married for 14 years and my sex life is awesome.
Why did they let a newborn marry?
Go Esteban – I’m 41 and I’ve been married 21 years, and we still can’t keep our hands off each other. From twice a day to twice a week, depending upon the mood. Married people have better sex, more often. Don’t be jealous, bitches, go make your own good news.
The new caption for this should be: Sex – you’re doing it wrong.
Well, im on the other side here guys. I got “married” after 6 months of very good, often sex. Now I hardly get it once a week. Some women throw their libido overboard after they “catch their fish”… sadly
some guys also get lazy. The romance ends, the effort ends.
THIS.
reason my last marriage failed. Wasn’t that I gave up on keeping things fresh, it was that he did.
Sure. It’s always the guy’s fault…
What about kids, stress, and hormone fluctuations?
Married 3 years. First kid is 16 months old. Lucky if we average once a frickin’ month, now!
Marriage sure does change things. If you had your sex before your marriage, what are you complaining about… you could have waited and had it after! LOL…
the pic is freakin hilarious! (and notice who has lost their interest… it aint the woman!)
Who took the picture?
Married is from the god ,protect from deaseas ,if we do sex do with heart it not just formality only…..
Observe the sheltered, right-wing vigin. This paeticular specimen is out of its natural habitat. Why is this person even on the Internet? Isn’t that a sin?
Go back to your bible, Timmy.
I wish I knew if this will be true for me and my partner once we move into together and possibly get married someday. The sex has been great with him for the last 3 years cuz we have great chemistry and are nearly always hot for each other. But will taking our relationship to higher levels mean the sex and the relationship will get boring? I hope not. Any comments would be appreciated.
You have to put just as much effort into other aspects of the relationship to keep your sex life going strong.
Q: What food reduces a woman’s libido by more than 90%?
A: Wedding cake.
Guess it didn’t work on me
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SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
You guys who keep dissing “married sex” are funny, but you’re also creeps. If you don’t like having sex with your wife, it’s probably because you married her for the wrong reasons. No offense.
Obviously they didnt marry her for the sex LOL
Which would technically be the right reason for getting married, isn’t it? If you just marry her for the sex, that marriage isn’t lasting long.
…..Yeah, okay. This is officially stupidly comment-worthy. If it were as simple as ‘It lowers libido and therefore sex rates’ and ‘it makes sex boring’, we would not be getting different answers. The answer is there IS no right or wrong answer. Sex can be great before or after marriage. Firing arguments back and forth is pointless because you won’t convince anyone. You’re just finding excuses to either lament the fact that marriage ruined your sex life, or brag about how awesome your sex life is after marrying. Sheesh. The difference simply is this: In America, at least, there is an innate guilt that most people are brought up with about sex before marriage- it’s TAUGHT in SCHOOLS. There isn’t really any guilt about having sex after marriage, because it’s assumed that a marriage isn’t consummated unless there IS sex. So the people who brag about sex after marriage feel good about it since they may possess lingering feelings of false confidence bestowed upon them by the-… Yeah, okay. This is way too much thinking for four forty eight AM. By all means, continue your pointless arguments.
God.
Wow thorns, you made a great point while being hoped up on enfedimines
I think you’re right, although, whether you are religious or not, traditional or not, conservative… or NOT, sex tends to be diluted by selfish reasons more often than not BEFORE marriage. If people find guilt in sex before marriage, it probably comes from a combination of the “brain-washing” as you said in so many words, but also from the innate “wrong and right” meter that is inside all of us. My opinion in regards to your observation.
I chatted with a woman once.. her husband was gone on business for a week.. she said she was dyin, couldn’t wait for him to get home.. she said, her exact words, “I’m gonna ride him like an 8 day rodeo!” .. said they’d been married 16 years and he ain’t seen nothin’ yet.. that’s freaking awesome.. my husband will never complain he ain’t getting it enough.. quite the opposite…
I’m almost sure tht me and my gf have sex more often most of married peeps cause she like horny evryday after school u just smoke weed and have sex
or like get buzz smoke some drugz and fk
guess way I’m high all the time and I have 94%in all my classes and 100% in French class grace a mon francais parfait
like lol!!!
Hopefully you’ll grow out of that one day. But for now, you two are simply a waste of pregnancy.
I think these comments demotivate me more than the picture does.
Why the hell is she wearing shoes?
Shoes are sexy! That’s why she’s wearing them – for him, and he’s not even on the same planet she’s on. What a pathetic sight!
Why is she wearing a bra? Take that damn thing off.
It’s not marriage that kills sex. It’s kids.
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Maybe a quarter of you have lives and know how to spell.
Hey, it says f***ing Tom Cruiz in the back ground idiots. F***ing album cover