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And pilot+fuel+servicing?
Plus, is it possible to carry all that at once? I don’t think so, there aren’t enough hardpoints on the frame for all that dakka… Certainly not two cruise missiles at once, I should think. Rather, that’s all the load from what you can kit your fighter out.
Even if it’s a single load only, you can do massive damage. Can anyone ID the fighter we’re seeing? My guess is an F-18.
F-14 Tomcat, u can tell cause the engines are fairly spaced apart
Thanks Buzz Killington.
DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE CARROT?!
i noticed it
is it kyle??
same here
f-14. Fail
F-15, actually.
F-14, dude.
F-15 is a fixed-wing aircraft
F-14. Notice the AIM-54 Phoenix missiles (middle of 3rd row). Only the F-14 carried those. Or it could carry 6 Sparrow missiles (2nd row), but not both.
It’s an F-14 Tomcat. Only Jet capable of fielding the AIM-54 Phoenix missiles.
I wonder how much the shipping would be?
FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.95, YOU TOO CAN OWN EVERYTHING SEEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have my credit card ready!!!
What is the number?
I tried 1(800) KICKASS, but they don’t have it in stock…
I just want to know if the commercial will include that guy that talks really fast…
First of all, this is an F-14 Tomcat in a swept wing configuration. Look at the lack of the one-piece windscreen canopy and the engine intakes that are cantered away from the centerline. Secondly, this a photograph that shows all the potential munitions that can be carried, not the total load capability.
Yeah…that’s what I was going to say.
Strange as it is, this reminds me of the back cover of Pink Floyd’s album Ummagumma.
http://melvingouder.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/pink_floyd_-_ummagumma_live.jpg
NOES, IT IS NOT SYMMETRICAL!!!!
This would be funnier if it was “K.I.T.T” instead of KIT.
You know, the talking car from Knight Rider.
that would be AWESOME!
Thanks for the explanation. Still not funny.
NRA, Phase II
kit also includes the little guy in the lower right hand corner
I still prefer the original. http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/WonTheToss.jpg
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FUEL AND G.I. NOT INCLUDED
ACTUAL PERFORMANCE MAY VARY
“But wait, there’s more.”
HI BILLY MAYS HERE! ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR NEIGHBORS?! WANNA GIVE THAT BRAT DOWN THE STREET SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT?! THEN YOU NEED THE F-14 DO-IT-YOURSELF KIT! THIS THING COMES STRAIGHT OFF A MILITARY BASE AND IS DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR! IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, IT COMES WITH SEVEN DIFFERENT BRANDS OF TOP OF THE LINE MISSILES! MIX AND MATCH FOR PERFECT RESULTS EVERY TIME! THIS KIT USUALLY SELLS FOR MORE THEN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE, BUT I’M GIVING IT TO YOU FOR 19.95$! THAT’S RIGHT: THE ENTIRE F-14 DO-IT-YOURSELF KIT IS JUST 19.95! BUT CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR SHIPMENT OF MISSILES FOR FREE! THAT’S RIGHT! YOU GET DOUBLE THE MISSILES FOR DOUBLE THE DESTRUCTION! AND THAT’S NOT ALL! CALL WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND WE’LL SEND YOU A FREE LITTLE ORANGE GUY! YOU GET IT ALL: THE F-14 DO-IT-YOURSELF KIT, A DOUBLE COUNT OF MISSILES, AND THE LITTLE ORANGE GUY FOR JUST 19.95$ PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING! CALL NOW! -F-14 Do-It-Yourself Kit is not available to residents outside the United States; credit cards only. Assortment of missiles may not be the same as the ones shown. Billy Mays and co. is not responsible for any counts of destruction of property or manslaughter you may get as a result of the F-14 Do-It-Yourself Kit. You must be 18 or older to call. Call now!-
too long didn’t read
Thanks Douchie McDouchebag!!
That would be awesome if it was a real comercial.
This image is missing one large piece. Technically not munitions, and not usable on all F-14 Tomcats. It’s missing the TARPS reconnaissance camera pod. It hangs off-center between the engines and contains two cameras and an IR sensor which all use 5″ wide monochrome film. Or did, until the early 90′s when things started going digital and I got out of the Navy. Now most of the stuff pictured is obsolete and out of service.
Thanks for serving. Truly appreciated. God bless.
no s**t Sherlock ¬¬
Pilot and training not included. Point away from face while shooting.
This is an F-14A Tomcat, late 70′s early 80′s sceme I’m sure of it, I worked on them for 13 years. *tear*
What up with the random carrot?
ARGUING ABOUT A PICTURE
what you do when youve never had sex
The infomercial for this *will* mention zombies and/or aliens.
It should say something like “Coin toss- the terrorists have won and elected to recieve!”
Ha… there’s a carrot.
While you guys were arguing about which jet that was, I was nailing your mothers.
xD win.
But WAIT! There’s more! Call now and get TWO for only 20 easy payments of $500,000! (Not including $40,000 shipping.)
hmm, I dont much like my neighbors, this is exactly the product I’ve been wanting! now to learn how to freakin fly the thing… also DOMINATE my friends at the dragstrip with the afterburner…. does anyone have billy mays’ number? I want to order several.
you do of course realize that you would GET dominated in a quarter mile in an F-14 not the other way around.