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This demotivational poster was posted on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 at 6:00 am

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1. Kekekekee... says:

   January 12, 2010 at 7:48 am

   Ahahahahaha, oh my God, I laughed so hard at that.

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2. thebabbster says:

   January 12, 2010 at 9:37 am

   What? No ugly comments about how offensive this is? (oh yeah, FIRST!)

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3. imillard says:

   January 12, 2010 at 10:44 am

   Statutory Rape? Are you sure it’s not just a moosedimeanor?

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   • buffy says:

     January 13, 2010 at 1:22 pm

     Win!

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   • Pancake Lord says:

     May 23, 2010 at 12:11 am

     I hate you. SOOO much.

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4. jklinders says:

   January 12, 2010 at 11:21 am

   Now we know, animals use sex toys too.

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5. Decca says:

   January 12, 2010 at 11:27 am

   Okay, the punnage was groan-worthy. Someone put me out of my misery?

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   • luckylizard says:

     January 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm

     thats what she said!

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     • ozibobsledteem says:

       January 13, 2010 at 11:24 pm

       You sir, are made of win.

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   • scoobydon't says:

     January 23, 2010 at 9:57 am

     Put you out of your moosery?

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     • person says:

       July 5, 2010 at 12:37 am

       next person who makes a pun is gonna be really f***ed up by the time i’m done with them

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       • Suicide420 says:

         July 14, 2010 at 6:56 pm

         these don’t amoose you?

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         • Blitzscream says:

           August 17, 2010 at 2:17 am

           Nice

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       • someone says:

         August 28, 2010 at 11:22 pm

         like that statue?

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6. unidyne says:

   January 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm

   That is one desperate moose…

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7. merc says:

   January 12, 2010 at 6:02 pm

   I saw signs the moose was coming.

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8. BioRocks says:

   January 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm

   Isn’t that statuary rape?

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9. steve says:

   January 12, 2010 at 10:49 pm

   Oh guys, guys – NO! …His haunches aren’t hunched. He’s just positioning himself so he can -Oh NOW he’s…

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10. Jill says:

    January 13, 2010 at 8:25 am

    No, it’s Statuary rape.

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11. ozibobsledteem says:

    January 13, 2010 at 9:07 am

    It made the front page! WOOT! I’d like to thank so many people… but I wont because I’m more important right now! HA!!

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12. kno1 says:

    January 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    If the animals have offspring are they called Moosaloes or Buffooses?

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13. trickster says:

    January 14, 2010 at 5:31 am

    Statutory rape is my favourite kind of rape

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14. Jami says:

    January 14, 2010 at 6:38 am

    Poor moose, can’t even find a sex toy in the same species as it.

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15. Ignatz says:

    January 15, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Everybody, all together…

    And it’s moose, moose, I likes a moose
    I’ve never had anything quite like a moose
    I’ve had many lovers, my life has been loose
    But I’ve never had anything quite like a moose!

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16. Ichisasho says:

    March 21, 2010 at 1:36 am

    well…better than a condom

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17. venchmen24 says:

    March 23, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    The sad part is he never called back.

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18. Kiko says:

    August 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    I wonder whap happen to is d**k….

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19. LOLa says:

    August 23, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Statue Tory Rape
    The government does it again

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