Defending Yourself
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FRIKIN HALARIUS LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe, old one, but funny!
HAHAHAHA xD
i mean, it’s a portrait of a common thing..which of us never ate a chocolate cookie while having a shower with a rifle?
also FIRST! =D
Me. I live in a country where not everyone owns guns.
They were being sarcastic/funny -_-
fail
So what do you eat your chocolate chip cookies in the shower with?
Then, your country must suck…
Country↓ Total firearm-related death rate↓ Homicides↓ Suicides↓ Unintentional deaths↓
United States 15.22 11.66 7.07 7.35 0.59
Australia 2.94 0.44 2.35 0.11
New Zealand 2.66 0.17 2.14 0.09
England 0.46 0.07 0.03 0.01
Wales 0.38 0.15 0.2 0.03
lets take a look at the total population of these countries before we comment on these numbers, dips**t
did you notice it’s more dangerous to live in Wales than England? Even though there’s far more English people than Welsh?
Damn it’s good to be English lol
I like to think that we like to show we love one another in a different way.
Speaking of which, wanna play with this brick I found on my bedroom floor surrounded by shards of glass?
Death rates for guns in the US: .000188
Death rates for doctors in the US: 0.171
Statistics courtesy of the FBI.
That’s accidental deaths per doctor vs. accidental deaths per gun owner. All 80,000,000 of them in the US.
gotta be prepared when the Zombies attack
He is protecting his cookies….They look tasty.
Either that or it’s one epic game of hide and seek.
If you lose, you DIE!
If you win… You also DIE!
yeah…hide and seek…with a zombie
Blasted zombies never let me enjoy a shower and a cookie.
Ollie-ollie-ox-and-fr… WHAT THE
Afred Hitchcock ain’t got nothing on this guy
HAHAHAHA WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?! AND HOW?(WAS IT POSED)
This guy reminds me of my brother for some reason.
It’s a MAGIC cookies! Magic cookies never get soggy!
God, I need more sleep.
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=475837&page=1
Talk about being prepared
Who took my Nexxus, D–it!!
It’s the cookie monsters cousin
That is an AG3, so I would guess its a Norwegian picture.
Hah, yeah – I can so easily imagine some bored Norwegian conscript taking that picture.
so i was in the shower, eating a cookie, when the ninja attacked. damn you ninja!!!!!!…………….. he took my cookie T_T
How did you know it was a…, ninja?
just another casual day
I know this guy. He’s pretty damn funny. And he does have a rifle in the bathroom.
Guys…i cried…so f***ing funny…..
Cop: Right now, sir. What did the robber look like?
Guy: well I didn’t get a good look at him, I was busy securing a perimeter around my shower and defending my cookies, but he was blue and had taped on googly eyes, and yelled “COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEES!”
Me: your not funny
I approve this picture message
To bad its not a cookie. its a muffin
actually. its a cookie.
i love it when people try to act like they know something WHEN THEY ARE SO OBVIOUSLY WRONG.
and dont try to ruin our fun. muffin, cookie. still freakin hilarious.
THE AIDS!!! HE HAS IT!!!