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Hm, this one isn’t that good. Good demotivational posters are Tagline – joke. Too many lines at the bottom.
DO NOT HAVE MULLETS
DO NOT WEAR DUSTERS
DO NOT DYE THEIR HAIR BLOND
bada bing, bada boom, swish for you. 5 internets
Still more manly then those Twilight dweebs.
I, personally, would’ve used Frank Langella as Dracula over Keifer there.
… they did in the 80’s! It was a hard time for us all.
Well…there was Spike from Buffy…Technically, I suppose his was a trench coat…and he didn’t have a mullet…But he bleached his hair!
OMG… Is that… Jack Bauer?
That was a joke, right?
RIGHT???
Learn the real names dumbass. He was known for MUCH greater things then the crappiness of Jack B. Its Keifer Sutherland from one of his greatest moives. Lost Boys.
Win
The whole “VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE!!” thing has been a bit played out for some time now.
It deserves repeating until people get it.
Most people get it. The people that haven’t got it yet, will NEVER get it.
Well umm…. Hate to ruin it for everyone because it slightly ruined it for me but they do sorta sparkle in this movie. When the frog brothers are standing next to the cliff wiping off the blood if you look closly the blood sparkles in the sunlight. Its not just a *wet sparkle* its a glitter sparkle.
“… DRINK BLOOD . MURDER PEOPLE . AREN’T REAL : /”
You use the douche from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie) to prove this? How about the Jim Morrison look alike from the Lost Boys? Val Kilmer? Brad Pitt? Bella Lagosi?
He’s not from Buffy – he’s from Lost Boys an older and better film.
That’s Keifer Sutherland. From Lost Boys. You moron.
Meh, same thing.
No. Spike, from what little I know of the show from Buffy fans, actually was a halfway decent guy. Keifer’s character was pure evil.
he said THE MOVIE…Spike wasnt in the movie
You’se the douche, Sarah. Har har har!
Funny that you suggest Lost Boys since you obviously have never seen it! Dumbass
you’re a dumb shit. please refrain from posting idiotic comments anywhere else on the interwebs.
It was his dad (Donald Sutherland) in the BTVS movie. And he was Buffy’s watcher, not a vamp. (Buffy geek and proud of it)
Woot.
Yup, I am demotivated by this
That’s Kiefer Sutherland and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t in Buffy. Plus he’s a cool guy. Nice poster.
This IS from The Lost Boys. It’s David, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
I’ve always imagined taking a twilight vampire, hanging him from his feet upside-down, opening a skylight and using his sparkliness to create a disco ball. Spin him around. Play some disco songs.
You know, I enjoyed Twilight (the books), and that still sounds like fun. Since Robert Pattinson (spelling?) is otherwise uselss, we might as well use him. Although it would be a broody disco ball…
Not BtVS… yeesh. Gonna call someone out, get your facts straight. That’s Keefer Sutherland of Lost Boys.
“Gonna call someone out, get your facts straight. That’s ***Keefer*** Sutherland of Lost Boys.”
Epic fale.
Then again, this vampire got pwned by the Coreys.
this vampire got pwnd by jason patric
a friend of mine told me recently that the new moon is the story of a girl stuggling to choose between necrophilia and beastiality
nicely said XD
Indeed.
I hate Twilight but…. Vampires are fictional characters that can be portrayed as one may want. It’s like spelling yay! or jeeey! can be spelled how a person wants since it’s just a sound.
Vampires change through-out movies how the director or author wants them. They can be hideous or be gorgeous…etc.
Blade – They ashed
Underworld – They burned
Dracula – He burned
Van Helsing – They burned
Twilight – They sparkle
I think that the whole, vampires can be what the author/director wants is taken a little too far in Twilight. Vampires are to burn in sunlight, not sparkle. It is what makes them vampires to begin with.
Dracula didn’t burn in sunlight. He went out in the sunlight. Also, Ann Rice’s more powerful vampires don’t burn. They tan.
Anne Rice’s vampires also screw each other. She got her start writing porn, and all her vampire chonicles are just an extension of that. She’s a little “out there” on vampire lore also, so I wouldn’t cite her as a source.
Creative license is one thing. All the Shakespearean remakes, modern spin on a classic tale, that’s creative license. Which is also stupid, but that’s just my opinion. If you’re gonna tell a story, tell an original story. If you can’t tell an original story, then go work at Burger King, where you belong. Anywho…
Completely changing or leaving out commonly acctepted “truths” so you can make it pretty and sell it to tweeny girls is something beyond creative license.
Inaccuracies aside, Twilight is the literary equivalent to Valium. Again, just my opinion.
Bela Lugosi spent ages making vampires feared, as did Bram stoker. With the invention of twilight they are now turning in their graves.
I’ve got to agree, great idea, weak execution. There are much, much more brutal non-sparkly vampire pix available. A few classics include:
a) the actual dude himself, at his labours, from a contemporary woodcut: http://www.varvar.ru/arhiv/slovo/images/vlad_drakula.jpg
b) the original movie version: http://www.mad-monsters.com/Wallpapers/images/nosferatu.jpg
c) Christopher Lee: http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/images/Christopher_lee.jpg
and some slightly more modern versions, still sans sparkles:
http://dark.pozadia.org/images/wallpapers/lucy_westenra_1600_1200-134213.jpeg
and my personal fave, inspired by Shrek’s Nosferatu:
http://www.psychoform.com/htmlgallery/nosferatu_002.jpg
SEE USING ECHOLOCATION
SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN IN CAVES
VOMIT BLOOD INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS
or they are oxymoronic.
But how is this demotivational? This is just another one of the easiest, least original and most hypocritical* possible slam at something: bashing twilight. And bashing a poor defenseless girl and a high school student** just isn’t very nice.
* Hypocritical, because many of the so very common complaints about twilight is that it’s poor quality and it’s popularity is based on it’s popularity. But those very complaints are mostly due to other people stating those complaints, and their associated bashes are often poor in quality themselves.
** I actually had to use wikipedia to find out what she does other than hang out with a vampire. And from what I’ve heard of you guys, I’m proud I know so little. Ignorance is bliss, or so you give the impression.
Aren’t they supposed to sleep in coffins? Probably differs between individual vampires I guess. Anyway, since when have tehy vomited blood into eachothers mouths?
Since when have they slept upside-down in cave and used echolocation?
Haha – had to use wikipedia…
As a “demotivational poster”, I think it does not show understanding of the concept. I see most of these as fail. Check out the “Relationships” one a couple of posts up for an example of HOW THIS IS DONE.
I would have used Lestat and said: “VAMPIRES. Its only in your very last moments of life that you realize they aren’t sparkly at all.”
There, you see? It follows the correct format, has a really EVIL vampire, and still gets in the jab at Twilight. I never get tired of the jabs at Twilight. Even my 12 year old daughter hates it.
so I heard that Robert Pattinson, now deemed sexier than Johnny Depp (who did they survey?!), was so stinky on set that he was finally sent home to bathe.
BTW, I have never watched any of the Twilight series and never will. Yay!!
I went to my local bookstore and they had a vampire section, and not one of the books was Bram Stoker’s Dracula. I found a copy and moved it there.
Bless you, sir. Well done.
They might have been sold out. Also, the vampire section tends to be in the teen section, and Dracula doesn’t usually fit into the teen section.
it appears as though most of you are bitter about the fact that keifer sutherland got such fame for HAVING a mullet, OR, you’re just bitter that your love of Twilight has been crushed by some random people on the internet. how do YOU know they don’t wear dusters? maybe they DID, in the 80’s, or MAYBE they even wore BOMBER JACKETS. oh noez. i think this is great. but you know, maybe they do sparkle. in bed. lol.
Edward Cullen is not a vampire.
Dio Brando is a vampire.
Enough said.
You are the best comment ever.
If you all hate this one so much then go to (currently page six) find the one called Curves, the only good one mesofunny actually has ever made, and vote it up instead.
I love Kiefer Sutherland and hate Twilight, so this is a double win, IMO.
They don’t live in caves and have feet like bats either!
Finally someone else that doesn’t like twilight. HORRAAAH!!One of the top 10 vamp movies.
Lost Boys are awesome.
lol, oh teenagers and their fantasy’s. a little bit of realistic measure never hurt anyone though.
His head made me think of Dio Brando actually
I coulda swore it was Dio.
Yeah, I’ve always wondered, why, if you are an immortal vampire, why the eff would you be attending high school in some shitty little town in the PNW?? I mean, YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL VAMPIRE, wtf are you doing in high school?!?!
THANK YOU! One, this series is stupid as hell (a.k.a. the twilight series) two, it messed up the real vampire lore which is bull shit, and three, when vampires are out in the sun, they do NOT sparkle, they BURN! (Counted under number two) Fuck man! I hate what this series did to the image of the vampire! They are supposed to be awesome blood sucking monsters, not pussies!
oh hell yes!!!
Wait now, I dont have a mullet, but I do wear a duster….I al more like a white version of blade.
HOLY SWEAR WORDS! I LOVE WHOEVER MADE THIS (not actually… But I love this freaking picture…).
But, you know, the hair kinda looks the same…