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OMG WTF!
Thank you, I think that’s the first time ever a picture on the internet actually made me afraid.
You must not have seen goatse yet.
Actually, I have. And I have also seen a picture of a guy whose asshole, when stretched, put Goatse Guy’s to shame (I can post it for ya if you don’t believe it). So when I say that NOTHING I’ve seen on the internet so far has been more frightening than those baby spiders with their mother, I literally mean NOTHING.
Then you must not have seen 2 girls 1 cup. Nothing will make you more scared for the future of humanity.
pwnd
You must not have seen swap.avi, puts 2 girls 1 cup to shame
i think the spyders are worse that 2 girls 1 cup, sure it was a tad gross for societies norms but it didn’t phase me. But i would freak a bit if my house was like that picture till i looked up if the spider was venomous or not.
totally agree..
Spiders.. waaaaay worse than 2 girls 1 cup
1 guy 1 jar, that will make your day sunshine.
oh s**t i remember that one, that one was the most f****d up videos i’ve ever seen in my life
You obviously havn’t seen ‘BME Pain Olympics Final Round’, that’ll make you scared for the furture of humanity.
Really? All that stuff is just people doing s**t. Nothing new here. Oh, sure, it’s gross. Oh, sure, I wouldn’t do it. But that’s all there is to it. Their problem, not mine.
But these spiders? F***, they could be in my house! I don’t even want to think about it.
I guess non of you have seen ‘The Grifter’…
unfortunately….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 I ADMIT IT I S**T MYSELF OVER SPIDERS AND IM NOT SCARED OF THE TOUGHEST PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL :O
Somebody please go tell the little kids to GTFO of our internets.
Okay.
GTFO, DaMan.
I’m sorry, but you set yourself up for that one.
touché
*facepalm*
… why? why is the internet full of 8 year olds?
I agree Can’t Get This Out Of My Head!!!!! It reminds me of that scene from The Covenant!!
halo 3 nerds unite!
this has already been done, i believe on this website, and it has been done better.
I’d bring out the shotgun!
Actually I think we should call the president for a nuclear assault permission.
No, I’d go for a flamethrower.
Sledgehammer, dude.
I love how each successive weapon mentioned was weaker than the last XD
sorry- didn’t see the shotgun that what first. but still XD
using a nuke would be overkill, and a shotgun meaningless, it migh hurt the mother but the little spiders might eat you alive in the meantime
i’d go for a flamethrower like…all the times with this kind of scenario
and no a sledgehammer stinks like fail to me. u land a good blow then the spiders jumps all over it, running toward all over, chewing on you in a second, no thanks. no thanks
Flamethrower is just going to damage your house while all the spiders drop to the ground and scurry away. This is a job for simple bug spray. As long as you get it on them they will die even if they scurry away.
Oh… I’m sorry. We weren’t looking for realistic solutions. Were we?
why do you always have to ruin our fun?!
um… spiders are not bugs…
You mean they are not insects.
Failure.
I’m afraid you are the failure, poopdick. Bugs = insects. A subset of insects, actually: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_bugs
Nukes… Weaker than a Shotgun lol
4 simple words:
KILL
IT
WITH
FIRE!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
It’s a golden rule…..Flamethrower > Paper > Rock > Scissors
Those hundreds of baby spiders are kinda scary too…
I agree, they’re making the big one hell a lot of scarier, like, if you kill the big one, all it’s babies are coming to avenge it…
It’s more like the spider will order her young to swarm at me and do some unholy things and so forth. That’s how I feel about it.
i just have this mental image of squashing the big spider with a magazine (or burning it with a flamethrower) and then all the little babies crawl on my hand, or jump from the ceiling, slowly covering me… spiders are terrifying!
really? i get the image of them all running and hiding for a few months, growing as big as mommy, and THEN swarming you
YUP HNDREDS OF BEEEEG MUTHA F***AZ
The big spider is scary, but the babies are the icing on the cake.
burn it!!!! burn it with fire!!!! *runs*
Nuke it from orbit! Nuke it from orbit! Nuke it from orbit! NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!
thats the p***y way out! i say have a good old fashioned fist fight! and if that doesn’t work then KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f158/lenores_dream/?action=view¤t=giant-spiders-men-into-girls-demoti.jpg
GREAT! And I’m sleeping alone in a room that’s not mine tonight!!
It’s a private account, can’t access the pic.
For the love of…. Get the flamethrower! NOW!!!
flamethrower? we need a bazooka!
No! skrue_luse is right! we need to KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Look on the bright side: think of all those tax deductions, you being their sole support. I get out in 4 years and am not allowed to do any more returns.
OH DEAR i get these spiders in my house all the time in the autum, just pick them up with a bit of tissue and put them out side, JEEZ
Please tell me where do you live, so that I can make a note to NEVER EVER visit that country EVER.
“a bit of tissue”…, it would have been a towel!!! XD
Screw that, if I saw this I’d consider it a total loss and nuke the house from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=1371
Never thought this would apply to a situation so well.
The REAL scary part is that those little baby spiders will become just as big as the … well … REALLY BIG spider. ALL of them.
unless they eat eachother. then they get carnivorous and huge =p
I bet that would be better at deterring break-ins than a really big dog.
lol, picture that. ur a thief, breaking into a house. flick on the lights and see that thing :S
*cries*
Just wondering, what kind of spider are these? They do not appear to be any of the nasty North American kinds, and the only bad one from Australia I know is Atrax robustus, and I believe that is a ground spider. It is scary, but unless it is seriously venomous, then they are pretty much harmless. Spiders are nature’s best insect control. But seriously, I would not want one in my bed.
If the pic is from North America, I would guess either a Wolf Spider or a Fishing Spider…
NUUUUUUUUUU
that’s my country…
If this is in South Carolina, I am leaving this state and even country
It’s a huntsman, same species as the infamous clock spider. And unfortunately for non-enthusiasts, they live everywhere.
“These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida, and Hawaii, and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.” – Wiki
Thankfully they are not very defensive, and easy to catch and release.
they live in tropical areas??!!! okay reason number 1 to never so south of the Mason Dixon line ever again!!! I will just stay up here in cold a$$ Wisconsin with our smaller spiders and other creatures that cause fear….BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!!!
Suddenly I’m glad to be living in a place where it’s frequently -30°C out. In fact that’s starting to seem very comfortable.
That just makes more of them want to come INSIDE!
you mean england?
Haha I’m from Florida, greeeat. Actually, I think I saw one just like it in a rental house a little farther north on FL on one of our vacations. Luckily we saw it right before we were leaving!!
catch and release? and let it live? KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! seriously though, i always kill them. why let them go outside and come right back into your house?
My rule: When they are outside, they are God’s Creatures. When they come inside, they are MINE.
Yass we have nothing like this in Scotland
thanks the ancestors for central Europe:P
That spider is totally harmless, unless you’re an insect. And look at all those adorable li’l spiderlings! Squee!
Guess what, I’m a girl, and spiders don’t bother me. If they’re in my way (or in harm’s way) I’ll move ‘em but otherwise I just let them be….
Hey me too
I have a tarantula sitting over across the room right now ^_^
Well goddie goodie for you. I’m a guy, and I’m not scarred of spiders, but I am kinda jumpy around them. Nothing like sitting outside and realising there is… some… tarantula spider right besides your hand. They didn’t bother me, but I was taking a shower, and I watched on drop off the ceiling, onto my hand and bite me. (thank god just the hand) and now I just… bleh.
But that one in the picture makes me think Wolfspider. I would say garden spider but the ones I see are rather yellow.
What does a guy have to do to be able to enjoy his curds and whey in peace?!
Good to see I’m not alone, I’ll have a designated spider room when I get my new place! Current collection is only 14.
I am just TOO glad to hear you say that. I didn’t want to be the only person who thought this picture was cute. I collect pet tarantulas and I actually want a pet huntsman spider (this pictured spider) but since I can pretty much find them roaming around my house any time it rains it would be a little counter-productive to keep one in a cage. I laugh at them because they like to “hug”. If they feel threatened they latch on but wont bite unless you pull them off… so If you just sit and chill they get bored and wander off. haha. The picture doesn’t show their colours very well… they can actually be very pretty. Wow, that was wordy. Sorry!
Did you guys ever come to realise that something is wrong with you?
No. They just have a better understanding of spiders and more experience with them than us. For me… if I saw that thing in the corner above a door… I’m running… and never coming back to that room alone, ever again.
I would try my best to do what you suggested but i think i would freak. In scotland most of our spiders are small brown ones or money spiders (the tiny tiny little ones that if you stand on it apparently rains lol) but we have big spiders like that. I doubt they are huntsmans, I’ve never heard of them being referred to as one, they are just tree spiders I think. They are at least the size of your hand lol.
I can have a spider in the same room but i dont like turning around and they are really close to me..
OMFG,
“I laugh at them because they like to “hug”. If they feel threatened they latch on but wont bite unless you pull them off…”
you realize you just made this 100000000x scarier?!?! not only is this spider big as F#*k but they grab onto you and bite if you try and get them off! ima go cower in a place were i can see all the corners of my room and have a shotgun at the ready.
From Why So Serious :
“Guess what, I’m a girl, and spiders don’t bother me. If they’re in my way (or in harm’s way) I’ll move ‘em but otherwise I just let them be. . . .”
I’ll see you, and raise : I’m a girl, spiders don’t bother me, (in fact I like them) and I’ve been bitten by a Brown Recluse. (I went to the ER within 24 hours and there was no serious injury.)
To be honest, if I saw a cluster of spiderlings on my ceiling, I’d be nervous for a moment. But considering that spiders prey on true insect vermin, like cockroaches, I’m happy to let them hatch, scurry away out of sight, and do their admirable job. I’d much rather see a cluster of spiderlings on my ceiling than a swarm of ROACHES.
SEEK HELP!!!!
We have big gray fisher spiders where I live and they don’t bother me. They’re like 6 in across. They’re actually kinda cute. I’ve held them before.
now I am not afraid of spiders, but seing that would indeed freak me out. alot.
personally, I like the idea of burning it
burn it? I would get a very large bomb and blow the whole house up
hhmmmm, atomic warheads……
Nowhere near as scary as Jehova’s Witnesses on your doorstep…
There’s an H on the end of that good sir. <.<
Yes, but last I checked, that h was not capitalized.
Sure, but my H was alone and can be capitalized if it wanted to be.
Maybe so, but I don’t care. That statement alone qualifies me for president.
Yes, you’d think people who wish to insult would do so properly.
…Crap, I saw this just before bedtime. Thanks alot for the nightmare fuel. :S
same here
Those aren’t so bad, they’re just harvesters. They’re not even real spiders, they’re mites.
It doesn’t matter what they are or aren’t. That’s a little disturbing to see! D:
I agree with that. They look like Daddy long legs to me. Not sure if thats what you are talking about but… I don’t really care.
They look like big Daddy long legs. Either way, heeby-jeebies. lol
NIce to know I’m not the only one creeped out by daddy long legs. Even the name is creepy.
Awwww! Those are adorable!
Same pic with an rpg twist: http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/boss_spider.jpg
LOL! I love that!
Spider Boss + Mana bar = skipping this instance
See… This is another good reason to have a vacuum with a hose attachment handy in your room. The other reason is… well… It’s personal dagnabit!
…. hate to break it to you, but spiders can crawl right back out of that vacuum bag.
Ive watched, and promptly peed my pants in fear that nothing can ever save me from a spider.
Yeah, that’s why you A) Scream like a girl B) Turn off ALIEN – which you you’ve never seen before and were watching in the dark when this thing just ambled across the CEILING and into your field of vision by the glow of the TV at the SAME moment Ripley is being chased by that alien thing in sickbay (repeat A a few more times) C)Grab the vaccuum and have your husband chase it across the ceiling while it’s chasing you D) Successfully suck it off the ceiling and leave the vaccuum running for 20 minutes after E) Duct taping the end of the vaccuum for 1 week followed by F) Asking the neighbor to open the vaccuum and take the bag to the garbage for you.
Oh, and NEVER finish watching Alien. Ever.
YUP THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
YUP THAT SOUND ABOUT RIGHT…..
I don’t want to live in a world where that exists.
IT EXISTS….
SORRY HAD TO DO IT…
IT EXISTS….
SORRY HAD TO DO IT
Oh My Lord. Now, I’m not scared of spiders, but this picture is making me itch and check the corners of the room.
This is an easy one, I do it all the time at my house. Get a box, trap the spiders, slide the box top under and close it, any baby spiders left over will go into another box until they can be reunited with their mum in the forest…
…and…I’m a girl, thanks for asking
how about you put them in the box, take them outside, and BURN THE F*** OUT OF THEM!!!!
Rightyo get the flame thrower and the catholic priest we’re gonna burn this baby straight back to hell then have the ground where the house formerly was blessed consecrated and then dug up and launched into the sun so this abomination of nature can never ever walk this earth ever again.
Sounds like a plan.
Catholic? We want it dead, not raped!
Bahahahaha! Good one!
that literally made me cry with laughter :L:L
this picture actually made me cry in fear. i mean, i know most of them cant hurt me but it really doesnt make my fear any less terrifying.
R A I D ! ! !
I have two spiders set up home in my flat, and i am pleased theyre there. i will be sad when they die. But they are little ones that stay still. Not so into the big uns.
A huge garden spider made its web across the outside of the window above my desk last summer. (I called it Charlotte.) I used to attract moths into its web with a flashlight. This spring I saw dozens of tiny baby spiders had spun a web in one of the plants on my desk. Sorry Charlotte… Your babies got vacuumed up. And, I immediately put the bag in the trash bin outside. If they escaped into the wild, that’s fine. But, having a dozen huge spiders crawling around my office in a few weeks was NOT something I signed up for.
Ty for making me scream…
TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT!!!! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!!
And then, yeah, maybe holy water couldn’t hurt either!
F*** it, they can have the house!
Frank: “John, your moving AGAIN?”
John: “Yeah, you know, it is just time for me to move on…again.”
Frank: “It is those spiders again isn’t it?”
John: “I’m so scared!”
Oh yeah, that makes me feel much better.
… I will no longer check my closet or under my bed. From now on I’m checking the freakin corners.
Awww come on people they look cute and the mum will probably eat a good number of her offspring before they’re fully grown anyway. I like spiders much more than I like mozzies and flies. Both of which are a huge problem here in Aus so I know who I’d rather have as house guests.
Having said that though Sydney Funnel-webs, Redbacks & Drop Bears can GTFO of my house and stay out
LOL Big Spider = Hadronox from Azjol-Nerub
Yeah and i always hated darn place. Too. Many. Bugs.
/scared
Honestly, I hate that instance… so boring. Blizz failed at that.
WTF?? That instance is the shortest WOTLK instance ever!!!! Easy 3 badges.
Anub’arak fight…now THAT is scary.
i was scared to death by terokkantula in terrokar forest. and don’t forget naxx spider quarter. anub’arak adds are more ant like, so they don’t scare me.
Oh oh, and also (yeah, i went to read on them):
“… it is known that female members of this family will aggressively defend against perceived threats to their egg sacs and their young.”
Originally I did not agree, but I have come to realise that a nuke launched from orbit is the ONLY solution. I don’t care about your wee bit o tissue, this thing is goin down. If I had to, I would shoot it with a bazooka, me being so close that it is in the barrel. If I die it’s for a good cause.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…
I have a terrible phobia of spiders. Size doesn’t matter, I can’t help but freeze up when I see one. I think I would pass out if I saw this in my house. O_O
If I saw that in my house, I would probably die, and then promptly kill myself.
My only question…HOW could you go 30 to 90 days without noticing that in your house?! If I found something like that I would need:
1) A new pair of jeans…
2) A glass of water because my throat would be sore from screaming
3) Alcohol and fire
Meh.
I’m a teenage girl and I actually like spiders….the whole stereotype that girls are scared of them is getting a bit old, don’t you think?
But I laughed at this, so whatever.
great shot, i would have love to have been the one who got this
PLEASE SEEK HELP!!!!
you can easily smash it with a sledgehammer and then spray some gas at the childen and lit them on fire. they are almost harmless, you may swoll up at the location you are bit and feel minor pain but its not lethal
Hey look! Charolotte’s Web… wait… Oh Dear God!
OMG I just spent 15 minutes laughing
both from the picture’s caption (theough the picture traumatised me) and teh comments involving flamethrowers XD
I loved spiders as a little girl!
WTF
http://socialmediarage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kill-it-with-fire.jpeg
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it made me scared… and just before bedtime
I thought of Charlotte and and all her little children in “Charlotte’s Web.” So this picture made me smile.
Yeah until the babies landed on your face and in your mouth.
Eeegghhh…Just looked them up on Wikipedia. I don’t doubt your statement.
though it may be a little exaggerated….
BUT HOLY CHEEZ THOSE SAND SPIDERS ARE CREEPY.
I would actually consider burning my house down to get rid of those.
Oh God it had babies RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
If you did, however, burn it…. think of the noise it would make as it died….. o.O
Best. Noise. EVAR!!!
How did no one mention Aragog?
This is a very easy problem to solve, It’s called a 9mm, cause this dude is getting no where near that thing.
god damn you internet
god damn you
We can stop this in a calm way that makes us civilized. Just get some spray-on deodorant or hairspray, a lighter, duct tape, and a knife.
I meant “a calm, civilized way.” I’M NOT NERVOUS.
but…..i am a little girl…..
I’m ready for dream time Mr. B!
Honey, kids, we’re moving out, this is the spider’s house now, don’t argue, if you have any complaints, go talk to the big guy in the corner over there.
mmmm….. barbecued spider
There’s a big huge pile of skin in my chair now because I just jumped out of it. Thanks for the heebie jeebies…and the laughs. Good to know I’m not the only person who can’t handle spiders!
if that was in my house id get a can of hairspray a lighter and risk burning my house down
Eight Legged Freaks: Based on a true story.
*dies*
Ron Weasley would not be happy here…
It’s a bug hunt, man!
Game over man, game over!
WHAT…THE … F***… KIND…OF…SPIDER…IS…THIS…S**T??….THIS…S**T…IS…F***ED…UP. o.O
I need the exact location of where this spider was witnessed, because I want to be as far away from it as possible.
Oh, God, I live in Australia and huntsmans freak me out. I remember this one time I was up in a country town called ‘Longreach’ and me and my cousins were spotlighting along this dirt road. Along the edges of the road there were all these sparkling, twinkly bits. I didn’t know what they were…beetles wings?
Anyway, my uncle pipes up “You see all those sparkly things on the side of the road?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Him: “They’re spider’s eyes.”
Me: “F*** ME!”
TRAUMATISED.
Huntsmens must f***ing die. I HATE THOSE F***ING F*** F***S F***! They just SHOW UP! Out of nowhere! Watching TV…everything’s calm…pick up the TV guide…put it back down…something moved? What was it? I look…F***ING BIG ASS SPIDER!
“DAAAAAAAADD!!!!”
too long, did not read, do not care
Who the hell stood there and took this picture????? Holy Crap! Just ONE of those babies would be enuff to make me come unglued! Then the thought that all of them would hide in the recesses of my house until they become as large as the mama? F*** me running! Which is the only way you would catch me! Damned if I’d stand there with a camera!!!
little spiders following big spiders
tell the president
i actually had nightmares about this last night.
:O holy s**t itsx shelob
G’AAAAAAAH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT! KILL IIIIIIT!!
Britain
We don’t get f***ed up spiders like this.
ARE U SURE?
This picture is proof positive that God has a sense of humor.
no This picture is proof positive that Satan has a sense of humor.
*runs away screaming*
After a moment of googling, I feel safer, since this picture made me think they are bigger than they really get.
P.S. I think these are appropriate:
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6157/kfexterminator1.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/318/kfexterminator2.jpg
mmm that spider likes orgyes
How to know when it’s time to call the Orkin man!
:O ……I WANT SPIDER HUGS NOW!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
I just wanna SNUGGLE with it and those spiderlings! Think of such a warm blanket thy would make! <3 <3 <3~
End this madness. End it now.
okay i have been reminded. just don’t hurt me!
and the little spiders all around the big spider ensure that in the following years there will be many many reminders.
duude i would get the nearest can of axe and a lighter and torch those buggers 0_0 i hate spiders…..
FETCH THE VACCUM CLEANER !!
mmm….. it really makes you think who would actually let a spider THAT size take up residence in their house and have a whole pile of baby spiders …….. still made my skin crawl.
I ROFLed at the comments XD XD XD XD
…*shiver*
Usually I don’t mind spiders…as long as they are small!
but THIS,If I would try and smack it with a newspaper,It would steal that newspaper and hit me!
My cat used to eat small spiders.
but if he would see something like this,he would run away!
Okay,Enough with the stupid jokes…
But this is the truth: If I would see something like this,I would scream my ass off!
…And then let my big bro kill it with his gun!
I would most definitely move…
I’d die. I wouldn’t even have time to f***ing scream. Too….muchfor…my.brain..to….handle…
This should be titled:
BIG SPIDERS
The reason flamethrowers were invented