Preparedness

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Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
This must be what TVTropes calls “Crazy Prepared”.
Except Emo Zombies, of course.
Nah, Left4Dead teaches us that Emo Zombies don’t kill themselves – they grow really long nails and cry REALLY load…
Nick: Hmm..Sounds like my Ex-Wife
BUT WAIT!!!
If you throw boomer bile on 1 all the others attack it…that’s how you get the septic Tank achievement!
Barhah!!
Good morning, good morning good morning to you, we’re all in our places with bright shinny……….
No one’s gonna kill any zombies with those. Keep bullets in a clip long enough and the spring will lose it’s springiness, and the gun will jam.
Those look pretty fresh retard. So thanks for sharing the one thing you might have over-heard from a dealer as you walked around a gun show with a hardon but not enough money or comprehension about any of what you were seeing to legitimately contribute even to an online forum that is supposed to be funny. (DEEP BREATHE) Retard.
Ha!
So why is 5.56x45mm considered a good zombie round?
I’d be happy with an equal amount of .45-70 myself. (or 7.62x54r)
.308
.45
.44
tyvm
those are 7,62..
120mm… my round of choice. Vehicle already preped for anti zombie assault.
I’d run 7.62×63 (.30-06) in a bolt gun, an M1 Carbine for close quarters work, a Glock 17 as my sidearm, and a laser grip equipped Smith 442 (“hammerless” .38 snubby) BUG (BackUp Gun) as my loadout. Rounds in the pic look like 7.62×51 NATO (aka .308 Winchester) loaded in either FAL or G3 magazines.
While you were explaining too much information about your super soakers, zombies ate your entire family.
Keeping a magazine loaded doesn’t wear out the springs; loading and unloading it does. Derp.
Well Hell, Look at this!
This is my first time
This is my first time
fail
That would be ‘preparation’ to normal people.
Awww, you beat me to the punch! I shoulda been prepared for that.
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i would hate to be the poor sucker that pisses this guy off
Zombies are easy to kill just shoot there head, but non-twilight vapires (the ones that are burned by sunlight) warewolfs and zobie ninjas, now those are hard to kill.