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Pretty sure the point stands, if you don’t find the poster creepy, scary, or just plain outrageous, but you do when you see same-aged guys showing interest in young women, then it’s a double standard.
There seems to be a novel of comments below that completely miss this point. Instead making the double standard more prevalent instead. xD
Really? You think 40-year-old guys typically love Miley Cyrus?
They’re legal, have been for a couple years now.
I think there’s a term for that, can’t remember what it was …
pedophile?
cougars?
pathetic pedophile cougars…. creepy women who appreicate crappy so-called literature
Hebephilia
Well, maybe they’re on Team Edward.
Edward’s still a pedo though. Dude, stop trolling high schools!
No kidding!
Women fiddle with young boys all the time and get a slap on the wrist, if anything.
If a man so much as says “Hello” to an underage girl they get raped in the courts and then used as a sex pinata in prison for 20 years…
And you wonder why I am gay?
So true. Such hypocrates
Yeah.Such Greek philosophers.
Damn i think you just won most of my internets for today…
oh hi
never seen someone get accused of / arrested for interfering with minors of their own gender, then?
THat’s why you’re gay? Wha?
Sarcasm clearly…
really? That’s why you’re gay? You must be young
Wow, just because there is finally a movie WITHOUT half-naked women all over the screen, you guys can’t handle it.
Woman, please…
Now get back in the kitchen. You got work to do!
Friggin’ 0wn3d!!!
You must get “own3d” a lot if think Again’s comment counts as pwnage.
Tits or GTFO, mom.
that’s no way to talk to your mother
sorry, but thats what happens when you post on the interwebz
This person wins.
why back in my day women were treated with respect! unless they tried to do something crazy like sit in the front of the bus or vote.
i always sat on the front of the bus
and voted every year
and that is why you fail hmmmm?
How could you vote every year? The don’t have elections every year.
yes there are, just not presidential elections.
*high five*
With a comment like that, you don’t deserve ANY woman in your life. Punk.
But what about rule 30?
That sorta comment doesn’t do you any favours yknow… It’s as cheap a shot as guys intimating that women only enjoy weepies, cookie cutter rom-coms or stupid melodrama like this.
It’s possible to be straight and not need hot women to make your movies enjoyable (“for everything else, there’s porn”). I’m pretty sure putting Megan Fox in Transformers ruined it, alongside a few other factors. Though maybe it would have worked if she was the main human league (amongst maybe a maximum of 4), modernising it beyond the obvious late-teens-white-boy choice.
And I think Princess Mononoke is epic, which has two (2 1/2? 3? 50-ish? depending how you count it) strong female lead characters of varying attractiveness, none of which get undressed at any point.
Agreed. Princess Mononoke was awesome.
princess monanoke was also a cartoon…
The Animation Age Ghetto strikes again! *facepalm*
No, it wasnt casting Meagan Fox which ruined Transformers, it was putting in Shia the Beef that did. He lacks confidence in his acting skills, which makes him a weak actor in his parts, and when he tries to act ‘tough’ it is merely laughable. I mean dont tell me you cant see him being figity in his roles, looking like he doesnt know what he’s doing etc. There are many other actors for his part who should have been selected because of their superiority in acting (and in looks), but werent.
Auctually I think it was getting Micheal Bay to direct it who was more concerned with the banking of the explosions than repeat customers.
You’ve got 25 years of cartoon to draw from and you invalidate it all. why not put LESS work into and just rip the story from that, throw a check at the original script writers, put the happy CG in there and then everyone’s happy and you make even MORE bank.
What killed Transformers? Making them a B-Plot in their own damn movie! The movies have giant robots from space involved in a galactic civil war, and I’m somehow supposed to care more about weather or not Shia Labeouf can score with Megan Fox (an almost cookie-cutter Denise Richards, really hot but totally empty, like a Maxim model)?
Also, GM can f*** right off. Instead of taking all that money that they used to purchase the ‘rights’ to remake all of the Transformers into crappy GM cars (Bumble-Bee is a fucking VW Beetle you assholes, and it would have been funnier to see a classic bug in the film), they should have used it to hire more engineers to fix their s**t.
Moro was naked the whole time.
‘intimating’ ?
Um…I’m guessing you’re female and unpopular.
Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
ok Here is my view on it. I am a Twilight reader and this is the new phase going through last time it was Harry Potter. I’m just waithing for it all to get over with. Also if you think only place for a woman to have any say is rasing the children and cooking your food. Remember this it was a woman that brought you into this world and they can mess it up for you just as easily. I would like to see a single do all the things that a single mom has to do and still look that good, but that is for a different discussion.
The internet is a place where everything gets made fun of, get over it
watch as there are 3 replies to this post calling me a noob and flaming me
BURN NOOB XD
sorry couldn’t resist
noob… you are absolutely right.
Noob!1!!one!1!!elventy!!1!
Where is my lighter?
Most single mothers I have seen don’t look that good. Most single mothers I have seen, work with, and/or have known were whiny, selfish bitches who expected a man to accept being 3rd or or lower priority for the privilege of buying them dinner, and most of them did a crappy job raising their children.
i agree although i am a guy and i am strait i must agree with you and men the “foolish and arragant” race they are need to have more respect for women just because they look different than guys does NOT mean you treat them differently as if they are all handicapped because i am one of a few with a brain in the male race I may not know much but I do know what I am saying…although some laws must be changed so it is more fair because i know women get away with hitting guys but men never do…and i disagree with that law because it is basicalky saying women may hit men…and that is not right and just because women look different doesnt mean u can do what u want men women and the entire world MUST BE CHANGED!!!
btw i was agreeing with Krystina
I know a guy who’s in MARSOC doing special operations in Afghanistan for the Marines and is a single parent of 5 kids. The mother left. Now, I don’t know how good he looks, but I’d say MARSOC more than makes up for it.
I think this arguement is only relevent if there was a movie showing 17 year girls topless…i guy who is 20 gets crap for dating 17 or 18 yr olds….the argument here is: 40 women + 18 boy = acceptable, 40 man+18 year girl = taboo
what twilight has made me notice is while it is true that guys have stronger sexual urges, (nothing to be embarrassed about for that since its just nature) girls get even the slightest bit excited and have no idea how to control themselves. thats why softcore pornos like twilight flourish. think about how much you hear about how “incredibly hot the actors are” from girls and “how jelous you must be”. do guys spend the same amount of time drooling over actresses?
40 man = 18 year girl = trophy wife…
Billy Joel
Donald Trump
Hugh Hefner
Mel Gibson
…
The List goes on.
“40 man = 18 year girl = trophy wife…”
40 year-old men now equal 18 year-old girls.
u r disgusting
Actually, I hate Twilight because it was poorly written. Also, because it was innovative in a bad way. Blade pushed vampires a little bit, but Twilight is ridiculous. He turns into a reflective surface in the sun. Quite ignorant, of whoever wrote it. (I can’t remember.)
We can’t handle it???? These women are borderline pedophiles and it’s acceptable?????
If you’re going to drool over someone, at least choose someone hott.
with today’s standards like miley cyrus and the Jonas brothers *shivers* thats pretty much impossible. *sigh* i wanna go back to the time where talented good looking girls were adorded insteed of future paris hilton’s…
i agree JinPachi. this whole thing here is another reason y i think the human race is doomed through its own stupidity
@KZN02, is the word you’re looking for shotacon?
I think there referred to a twimoms. its still pedophilia what ever way you look at it. The law makes no difference to sex, either women and men are equal or they are not.
I agree with Imponine.
Just look at a Morning Musume Live, with focus on the people attending it. Its frightening…O.o
17-year-old girls are almost legal. It’s really more like 13-year-old girls, that are really into Twilight.
Or 40 year old men screaming over 17 year old boys.
Statutory gets a bad wrap. A little over a hundred years ago, 30 and 40-year-old men were marrying 13 and 17-year-old girls. This age restriction things is, in the broad scope of human behavior, quite a new invention.
A little over a hundred years ago, 40-50 years old was when you’re were expected to die.
Sorry, but you’re wrong. 40-50 was NOT the average age of death. Overall life expectancy 100 years ago was still quite old. What drove the average down was crazy-high infant mortality rates. Think about it.. you have a handful of people who live to be 90 years old, and 5 children who die at less than one week old. Guess which one skews the average the most?
A little over a hundred years ago, you could still buy yourself a maid. Bad argument there.
“its still pedophilia what ever way you look at it.” No, that’s ephebophilia. Pedophilia is an exclusive attration to PRE-pubescent children (kids with the undeveloped, physiological limitation for procreation), and as in, not attracted to anyone else. Ephebophilia is an exclusive attraction to minors with the physical development for childbearing. If you’re attracted to both adults and minors of any kind, you’re not one or the other.
cool story, bro
high five for knowing the difference between the sick and the.. illegal but not immoral.
Twilight Moms are HOT!!! Who needs 17 year old girls when you have 40 year olds that look like this and KNOW what they’re doing?
so true
kerlyssa ur a retard
This whole arguement does annoy me! Its all down to how media markets kids these days!
Has anyone watched the Hannah Montana lately? My daughter loves it, there was one where shes eating ice cream and spits some out – this leads to a white dribble running down her chin. She then said something like “dang nibblets, I wanted to swallow that and you made me spit”.
I KNOW miley is waaay too young and she does nothing for me but its stuff like this that get a lot of dudes in trouble! I was worried it was just my dirty mind that read too much subcontext into it but my wifey pointed it out to me before I could say anything!
Haha, I love this one. It’s so true. Thank goodness I never liked Twilight. I’m so glad my mother isn’t a Twilight mom!
Is there any information about this subject in other languages?
40 year old men wouldn’t be screaming publicly over 17 year old girls they would be hiding at home mastubating over them with the curtains closed…or stalking them.
However, there’s STILL nothing attractive about a 40 year old woman squealing about teenage boys either …
Way to dwell on a subject people. Who cares. Im a straight man and even i can see that dude is dreamy. When i was 17 i’d love to have old milfs looking at my junk. And yeah chicks can be hot at 16 or 17 but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna go try and touch them innappropriately. Go these old girls by finding a way to get all moist for there over wait un caring husbands..
‘Cept Edward isn’t hot at all, he constantly looks depressed and he’s basically a stalker. I’m not a fan of Twilight, (though I won’t say the films are awful) but Jacob is far more attractive (however, he is only 17 so if I were to go after him in America I could technically get in trouble).
Anyway, dude who plays Edward is actually 23, so no problems there at all. You can’t get done for being attracted to a character, even if they are playing a minor.
minnow: Depends on where you are in America. 17 is the age of consent in quite a few states.
Also, twimoms are totally ridiculous and insane. anyone read the story of the one who asked Lautner (Jacob) to -sign the underwear she was wearing-?
i heard about it
Think you may be a little too in touch with your feminine side there, champ. I think he looks a bit watery eyed and trying too hard.
‘Cept Edward’s head looks like a foot. Does that mean you have a foot fetish?
You people, whether you’re gay, straight or whatever (I don’t care) are probably just jealous that Taylor Lautner is so much better looking than any of you. Get over it, yea he’s amazingly fit and attractive. You talk about double standards, yet if you want to bring up double standards, then “thinking” is the same as “saying”, and there are men who think thoughts about younger girls, believe it or not. So enough of this trash, honestly it made me laugh.
In what way is thinking the same as speaking?
Thinking is impulsive — you have very little control over what thoughts pop into your head — but speaking can easily controlled, if you have a modicum willpower.
Whoot!!!!! YOU GO TWI-MOMS!!!!!! <3!!!!
There are collections of men that drool over 17 year olds….. they’re called “high school gym teachers.”
It isn’t a double standard as far as I can see. Both men AND women go for younger individuals. Humans are just designed to be attracted to youth because it means better chance of reproduction.
If rich, old Hugh Hefner can get with his 20-year-old blonde bunnies without question, then I don’t see how a bunch of sad, lonely “Twi-moms” can’t fantasize about actors that even their daughters will never meet, let alone sleep with.
I’ve read the entire series of Twilight, and I think it’s interesting that it was written by a woman who is Mormon. “Edward” (in the story) refuses to have any intimate relations with Bella until they are married FIRST. Personally, I think that may be one of the strange attractions to the books- there IS a moral story in them. Moms interested in Edward- uhmmm, yeah, okay- he’s clean, “older”, willing to stand his ground on moral issues, and happens to be expressive about his emotions (when he admits he can’t hide them any longer). As far as the actor ‘portraying’ Edward? He’s okay, I guess. I grew up with Harrison Ford and Judd Nelson- so, my standards are little different. Let the moms go a little nuts for Edward- he’s over 18 anyway *shrug*- and he’s the role model they’ve probably grown up with when they were in high school, or dreamt of once their daughters became teenagers. “No sex until we’re married, honor your parents, and I’m meeting your mom AND your dad… period.”, pretty much the gist of what Edward told Bella throughout the series.
Yeah, but Edward’s baby will EAT IT’S WAY OUT OF YOUR WOMB!!!
Oh… *Spoiler alert*
Not everyone submits to religious moral standards.
the difference is that men have never been treated like property. Yeah no matter how you look at it is wrong but women have been used and abused for years. we slap a law saying we can vote and think that we now have equal rights. lol. Anyway either way men or women its disturbing.
“the difference is that men have never been treated like property”
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Wha? I guess you didn’t study much history then. Try looking up “slavery”, “serfdom”, “peonage”, “indentured servitude”, “forced labour”, ….
owned
But if we’re forever obsessing with the sins of the past, our society won’t be able to move on.
@ Jericho
New invention or not, why do you think this taboo came to life? It’s so that the overpopulation doesn’t get worse. Children are NOT dropping dead from disease anymore, and it is a GOOD thing for people to have children late. (One to a family, ideally.)
need two per family to keep the population from dying out
Huh… I’ve heard “one” several times.
Actually, “Birth credits” might be better.
http://www.corrupt.org/act/interviews/michael_e_arth/
But that doesn’t change my point at all.
if ‘couples’ are only having ‘one’ child, that means two people made 1, and therefore the population will go down
basic math, anyone?
There’s no way that any of them are over 21.
The difference is that these women are being ‘encouraging’ and giving young men that may be their own sons age support, unlike the sleazy men who lust over young girls. Please also be reminded that the majority of the cast is over 17
I’m SORRY, but they are not 40
yeah but with women theyd be screaming for different reasons to them men…
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Wow, whine much guys? As for the comment about men never being treated like property? I was and that’s why I’m a single parent now…blanket statements are almost never true lol And I was also taken advantage of by my friends mom when I was 19 and she was 41(not that I complained) so women can have the exact same motives as older men…there you go, equality for the sexes!
Is anybody else pissed off constantly by all the Twilighters?
Honestly though… some of these older women are attractive. milf milf milf!!!
Bella is annoying. Robert Pattinson is pretty hot. After reading the Twilight series 3 times I have decided that is really is crap. Oh and BTW, there is NO way those mums are 40+ they are like early to mid 30′s. Just my opinion of course!
“Twilight; one of the few books that could have been written by a twelve year old only to be published by a major publisher.”
I think Twilight is getting out of hand, same as it was with Harry Potter. People have to take something and contort it into something extreme. Did you know there is a cult in Australia that follows the Jedi tradition? Or there are some people who are currently looking for Hogwarts? With Twilight, you’ve got TwilightMoms and Edward’s hideous face planted on underwear for sleazy teenagers to wear. Welcome to America!
Most definately, the listed females are angelic but mine are frisky. Take a look at May Boughn http://is.gd/7p6q
Yup, that would be my mom. -_-
CAPTION FAIL. The male actors are not underage.
taylor lautner was. goddamn girlfriend, i knew i shoulda forced her ass to go watch ninja assassin. at least that movie had REAL violence in it
Savous dearly wished to believe that Hyle was enjoyably distracted now, but he knew better. Savous led them from the bathing chamber, aware of a multitude of eyes on him. His harsh words rode their storm, a garrote of meaning that made her gurgle. He really was afraid. Shaking, she stood still until she thought her vision might be back to normal. Her current position didnt allow her to see Nialdlye, Brevin, Lanthan, or Tykir. Im looking forward to seeing the spell myself. He pulled her from Gala into his own embrace. These people still loved her, even if she no longer believed she deserved it. Eyrhaen bobbed her head, loose hair falling forward over her shoulders. I hope youll eventually forgive me, but I dont expect it to happen now. She began to gather protection for the bedroom itself. But… At the wrestling match, and before… All this time… No more prompting was necessary. he growled into her ear. I love you too, he murmured, thrusting slowly. For now, there is just the one. What would you have done if she hadnt reacted? His chuckle burst a bubble of dread in her chest. She shivered, squeezing him tight.
“Humans in earth: I come in peace; I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should take none of this personally; it’s just business. So just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Galaxar out.”
the actor who plays the 17 year old is 24. sounds like a case of jealousy.
I know I’m coming in late here, but all I’m gonna say is this:
If a woman my age starts drooling and acting all fan-girl at my 20 yr old son…
She’s going to find a very unhappy mother standing in her way… and likely a cop or ten. If you can’t find someone who isn’t young enough to be your child, you have issues. If you want someone who is barely old enough to be your child, again, issues.
Sorry ladies, hate to turn on my own, but that is just disgusting.
bravo!
o.o….
o.O…
O.O…!
what 17 year old boy is in here?
Isn’t Edward over 17? I’m confused. Besides, it’s a movie. No one gets upset at men who are excited about movies that have underage girls in it.
Remember that business with Miley Cyrus’ “pole dance”?
Yeah. The few guys who publicly defended her were verbally horsewhipped.
IIRC, there has been a LOT of rage directed at her dad for all the stuff he’s been letting her do. So yeah, people get plenty upset about ephebophiles.
“No one” indeed…
i bet they suck eachothers tits when no ones looking
Of course its a double standard.Cause us guys want it.
Haven’t finished reading the books yet but, Ed is a vampire no? Doesn’t the kind of imply immortality?? So he could be like 400 for all we know.. Comeon guys you can’t tell me if you were 400 and looked like that you wouldn’t lie about your age….
and stick there tongs up eachother and get steamy and creamy and wet and spirt over peoples boobs
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WTF? snakes in his/her/its drawers? o_0
This thread, she has become unraveled…
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ha! pathetic twitards!
Fictional characters, be fictional.
There is nothing wrong with the book series. The movies are so scewed and horrible that they have people thinking the books are horrible as well when most of the book-bashers haven’t so much as touched one of the books. The book version of the vamps aren’t supposed to ‘sparkle’ or ‘glitter.’ The author describes them as having diamond-hard skin, which is reflected blindingly by the sunlight. They don’t ‘sparkle’ at all. It looks like someone just glued glitter all over Robert Pattinson’s ugly body, then told him to walk past a lamp. Who ever picked the director for the first film must have seriously been tripping on something, because she had no idea what she was doing when it came to turning a good book into a movie. She failed terribly. I’ve also heard that she is set to direct another book-to-movie adaption. The main characters of the book are like, 14 year old kids, but it has been said that she wants Rob and Kirsten to play them. What the hell? She’s obsessed with bad actors.
You read a different book then, it specifically says sparkle.
>.> first.
I will tell you what a double standard is….A Man Hitting a Women and easily getting away with it but when it comes to a women hitting a man in self defense she gets arrested. You all are stupid seriously talking about how women has to do the work in the kitchen and s**t..these “Twi Moms” are just simple fans craving over a new sensation. Nothing more, nothing less. Plus These Actors/Actresses are Legal anyway so get over it already.
It’s the Justin Bieber moms that frighten me. They don’t realize they are lusting after the equivalent of a twelve year-old girl. Srsly, ladies. I’m not condoning Twi-worship, but at least Pattinson has pubes. Judging by his appearance, they are probably filthy and louse-ridden, but at least he has them.